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Blue Man Group 

This so-called band, three bald guys painted blue... they play rock-and-roll for people who don't like rock-and-roll.

They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.
Id rather sit on an anthill than watch the Blue Man Group
Blue Man Group by Hugh G Rection October 29, 2009

Blue Ivy 

Jay-Z and Beyonce's firstborn child. since social media has been triffling lately some say 'Ivy Blue' stands for 'Illuminati's Very Youngest Born Living Under Evil' and 'Ivy Blue' backwards means 'Lucifers daughter' in latin.
Leroy: Yo dawg, you heard of Blue Ivy?
Princeton: You mean Hov and Bey's first kid?
Leroy: Yeah... i hope she don't look like her daddy tho.
Princeton: Damn straight
Blue Ivy by DontSpitBitch January 22, 2012

blue jowls 

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.
"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"
blue jowls by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005

blue runner 

In Florida it is a Busch Light. It was started by fisherman who consider a Blue Runner a cheap fish.
"Grab a twelve of Blue Runners".
blue runner by Brian Carlin July 18, 2006

Blue-screened 

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
Blue-screened by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

blue veined clarinet

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.