pick me

another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you

they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.

pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?

person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!

another version:

person: why did you slap someone?

pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(

person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!

pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.

by 564nuggets December 11, 2021

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015

pick me

Leanne Jolie Ortega-Wolfsberger (Lolo)

Leanne is so pick me

by snotpickme June 23, 2022

Pick It Up

Pick It Up is a song by the rapper Killa Sanderz

"If You find a bag of weed on the ground, what you going to do? Pick it up! pick it up!"

by Sandman Storm March 4, 2022

pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

by the savageee July 6, 2017

Lit Pick

Hes lit woop woop best beardie in the world

Yo lit pick is super cute and lit I love him no cap sheeesh👍👍👍👍👍

by LitHoboYoYo June 18, 2021

pick ya nose

A group of degenerates that sit in a messenger call smoking their lungs off till they eventually die, usually get into arguments and can never decide on anything. Keyboard warriors. Junkies

Pick ya nose is the name of a famous groupchat

by pickurnose November 7, 2023