Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Boat

Stands for “buoyancy operative aquatic transporter.” Used to describe a small vessel propelled on water by oars, sails, or an engine.

We should take the boat out this summer and go fish.

by Urbanproffesor April 6, 2025

Banana Boat

When you and your friend both have a boner at the same time.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm hard
Friend 2: I'm in the same boat, man
Friend 1: A banana boat...

by SusBoy69 August 10, 2022

pontune boat

A twin-hulled watercraft dat plays music.

After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Boat

A thing that rocks on wet stuff

Look at the boat

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities

"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"

by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025