Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

she's just a friend

ADRIEN DON'T BE A IDIOT SHES NOT A FRIEND SHES MORE and I will not allow Adrien and Kagami!

adrien="she's just a friend"

everyone else="NO SHE'S NOT!!"

by Ugh, I hate it all June 1, 2020

You can school a fool...

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.

God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!

by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

by francescunt October 29, 2021

blow it like a flute

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.

Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute

by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

adrien she’s just a friend agreste

Nickname for the one and only Adrien Agreste.
Marinette is the love of his life, but he does not know that bc he’s an oblivious dumbass, so he friend zones her.

“me, go after marinette? no, she’s just a friend!”
“she’s a very good friend”
“she’s just a friend”

adrien she’s just a friend agreste strikes again

by shmeatie August 18, 2019

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

by wankbadger September 14, 2017