bottle willy

A cock that looks like a fucking coke bottle

(Bottle willy)

Colin has a cock shaped of a bottle

bottle willy by Don't worry about September 3, 2016

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Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.

*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'

Free Willy by Veronica11 August 23, 2016

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Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

Nut Willy by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

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Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.

Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now

Mega Willy by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016