Urban Dictionary

get the hail of the computer and READ A FOOKING BOOK

the Urban Dictionary
plw read a book

by nnt here February 9, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A horrid place that some people put in real definitions, whilst the other 90% either:
1. Make words for sexual matters, or
2. Make names of themselves or their crushes, listing EVERY single good factor about a person in the world.

1. Look anything up, there will be something sexual for it.
2. *Looks up name* (Insert name here) is the smartest, most beautiful being on Earth, how could someone be so godly? He/she is just so...etc. etc. etc.

Please stop it with the names on the Urban Dictionary. Please.

by A_single_bean June 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where philistines can learn everything they need to know, to bastardise the great English language.

Gz, the bastardisation of 'Congratiations'. Other examples can be found int eh Urban Dictionary.

by Kiphal November 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary

The best website ever

Hey do you now what urban dictionary

Of course it’s the best website

by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021

Urban dictionary

An online "dictionary" where people can write their own definitions to words.

Leave it to Urban Dictionary to teach you everything you never knew you didn't want to know.

by JayJay74656 October 13, 2011

Urban dictionary

A place where you discover the most hilarious/scaring words that have ever existed

Your FRIKEN on the urban dictionary right now! Why need an example?

by __Monotone__ October 25, 2016

urban dictionary

a porn glossary

i learned what "beat the squirt" and 'playing the rusty trombone" means on urban dictionary.

by gerllamawolf October 17, 2013