mysical horse-like creatures with a single horn in the center of their head. when a man is masturbating under a rainbow, crying, and using his tears for lube, and his seed spills to the ground, that is how a unicorn is conjured.
my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!
by hotasset January 17, 2008
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nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
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" oh my God, its a Unicornucopia!!!"
"Where do you think i could find a Unicornucopia? I need to catch a unicorn to get his horn. Its a present for my girlfriend...no big deal..."
"dude, did you see that Unicornucopia heard hauling ass away from that girl? No way SHE'S a virgin...."
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Also known as a "Unicorn"
Also known as a "Unicorn"
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Get the unicorns mug.Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
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