beef stick

when someone has an uncircumcised penis.

damn that asian has a tiny beef stick

by shrekdad January 4, 2018

Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

corned beef

nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses

by jj April 23, 2003

Beef Broth

When you put your penis in a pot of another man's boiling cum (1cup), piss (1pint), blood (1quart) and a pinch of puss. Ensure the mix is stirred throroughly with another man's penis.

(Serves 4)
Best eaten with dick-cheese.

1) Yummy beef broth.

by JAJISS October 2, 2008

roast beef

A vagina which looks very similar to two pieces of bacon jumping out of a breakfast burrito. NOT to be touched under any circumstances.

I wouldn't fuck that nasty roast beef with your dick and him pushing.

by kdeuce April 22, 2005

Roast beef

A very used and abused vagina

Damn her snatch looks like a roast beef sandwich

by Dasasta March 15, 2015

Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011