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Vašek thing

A state of mind when you don't think and buy a totally overpriced thing that can be done better or cheaper in x way. You don't listen to your friends' advice and you go purely according to your intuition and then you defend your decision even though you know it's wrong.
Vašek wanted to buy a ticket to a concert with his friends, but because they weren't quick enough, he bought a standing ticket for 300 euros, even though he could have waited a little longer and bought a ticket for 110 euros with his friends. Classical Vašek thing
by Gris22 June 4, 2025
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Sex-Things

The things regarding the human body that people don't want to talk about.
by Newmann-Newman July 3, 2025
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Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch!

They aren't the SAME to you!
Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
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Don't get all worked up over things.

Whether there's an external change,react accordingly.Follow your instincts as primitive animals do.Don't get all worked up over things.
by donaaaa August 16, 2022
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The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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