Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.

Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.

by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009

booger-eating moron

A dumbass, that picks his nose. Once the picking of the nose is willfully fulfilled. The dumbass chews and salivates his boogers, and tastefully swallows them in one gulp. Hencr the phrase.....booger-eating moron!

While hiding in the shadows, and lurking about. The booger-eating moron awaits another opportunity to feast upon himself.

by Finger Louie January 16, 2016

eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.

Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!

by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

Ass eating bitch

Someone who eats ass, but the insult itself litterally doesn't mean the individual is "eating ass"

- Created by B.J

"ASS EATING BITCH, go fuck yourself!"

by TheUSERNAMEBJWASTAKEN May 3, 2022

Uber Eats Mode

The state of constant anticipation of an Uber Eats delivery arriving, even though the food has already come.

"I wish I could just sit down and relax but I still feel like the pizza's almost here..."

"Dude, we finished eating the pizza two hours ago. Sounds like you're stuck in Uber Eats mode."

by puggpu July 10, 2020

EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY

To eat cheese everyday while sneaking in only a minimal amount of Pretzels.

I am going to eat cheese everyday!

by your friend (ish) May 31, 2020