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Bristle Wank

Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.
In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!
by levileslie April 13, 2015
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Wank Chariot

Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.
"can I come to yours tonight baby?"
"Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"
by VuWblk April 22, 2015
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posh wank

putting a condom on then having a wank therefore you are having a posh wank
by thomdavid October 16, 2009
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Dutch Wank

When you're mate holds your cock and you hold his wrist and move his hand up and down until ejaculation
Mark and Andy both love a good dutch wank ..........
by Yogi36 June 6, 2011
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wank-a-tron

the name given to some1 hu is addicted to wanking. the person usually wanks more thna 5 times a day.
'hey dude i caught ben wanking at the open air pool AND the boys toilets'

'haha what a wank-a-tron'
by Trite June 11, 2008
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bat wank

position in which the female hangs from the posts of a four-poster bed, reconstructing the mating rituals of the bat. males then form an orderly que under her, and she proceeds to blow and wank off each male in turn, moving along the line as she goes. this is representative of the motion in a commercial warehouse. a quick way to please a large number of men.
girl: ''i bat wanked 23 guys in 45 minutes last night, that must be a world record. on the downside, my hands are raw, my mouth is dry and my legs have seized up in the hanging position''
by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009
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wank-biscuit

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"
You wank-biscuit, give me that back
by Techno Joker May 31, 2003
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