wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

juicy goose

Hot gossip the inside information also know as the J G's.

I have the juicy goose on Kim K.

by ashcash16 December 17, 2015

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

goose

Using your thumb and jabbing it into a person (often their tender bits/ribs) to make them recoil/move. Similar to when a goose tries to bite you in said tender bits.

The guy wouldn't move off of the sofa, so I gave him a good goose to make him move...

by Ripinski Moinskidoinski October 14, 2021

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 05, 2018

Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip

I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.

by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024

Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 03, 2020