fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit

he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Fake person

Cindy

Never be friends with a Cindy; they’re fake and will stab you in the back ; usually a fake person is cindy

by Gigante September 12, 2017

fake cold

A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.

'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'

by Bonneromics December 30, 2012

Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.

E.g. Natalie Chapman is Fake Asian

by De Bushman November 14, 2020

Fake-hawk

A fake-hawk is the new hairstyle that has been adopted by whining, crying, emo-metal bands.
It incorporates a normal, short to medium length haircut that is shaped, ultimately through products such as gel or spray, into a simulated mo-hawk. The hair molded up toward the center line of the head from the
back of the neck to the forehead, but unlike a true mo-hawk, the hair on the sides of the head remain. Also called a poser-hawk.

"Hey, look at Jimmy with his goofy ass fake-hawk."

by RockNRollBen June 23, 2008

fake dennis

slang in the nmh class of '08 for a korean boy, infamous for having broken his computer while jacking off.

Didja hear why Fake Dennis doesn't have a roomie anymore?

by guesswho March 6, 2005

Jaffa-fake

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.

The woman's a total jaffa-fake.

by GazzerB August 25, 2008