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Tanner

A overall amazing guy. He might not seem that interesting when you first meet him, but overtime you will realize how truly special he is. He is very knowledgeable about many things do you can talk to him and trust him about anything. His favorite things are Animals and being outside though, he loves All creatures and hopes to be a Zoologist one day. If you ever want to do something crazy like boat racing or jumping out of buildings or giant paint ball wars, hes the man. He doesn't care what other humans think so you will often hear him scream random nonsense and wear the most outrageous clothing. He does seam shy at first but once you get to know him he will "talk your ear off". He is very open minded to anything you tell him and will drop hundreds of dollars or risk his own health doing something really stupid just for the fun of it. Overall he is a fantastic guy.
Wow Tanner is amazing
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger

When you try to finger a girl for the first time and instead finger her ass hole.
Mike tried to finger his girl friend and instead earned his first, Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger.
by Hank McCdoogle November 1, 2020
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Tanner

Tanner does not have a tan like his name suggests, he is actually the palest man in the world.
Tanner is whiter than the concept of white.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Tanner

Me: do you like tanner
Sadie: No❤
by You got rick rolled November 8, 2020
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tener

noun

1. a person who is only sexually interested in perfect tens regardless of gender
2. a person who is widely considered to be a perfect ten
Joe's not gay, he's just a tener.
by stumpkat1138 November 10, 2020
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Tennessee two-step

The Tennessee two-step is the act of performing anal sex on a woman who is on the verge of severe diarrhea. The goal of the two step is to have a third partner in waiting that will, via a tag team method, switch places with the man fucking the woman in the ass in an attempt to replace his penis with the other penis and not have any diarrhea fall out.
Tennessee two-step

Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .
by Archibald P. Biggums Esq. November 13, 2020
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