Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

Doing a Rachel

Drunkenly being sick on yourself on the tube

Excess drinking leads to disgracing yourself on the tube, going to ex boyfriends house and then having to go to work the next day in his flatmates clothes and shoes with soiled clothes in a plastic bag. Work mates then class this as 'doing a rachel'

by SmilingMAD February 8, 2010

Doing a Linda.

The act of supporting your friends on Facebook when they are unfairly criticised by their son and daughter in law.

An innocent post by Bob on Facebook was unfairly criticised by his son and daughter in law but Linny supported Bob by Doing a Linda.

by Bobwayne July 11, 2019

Doing Y

Where you are a retarded, stupid motherfucker

"bro, A girl hit on me today and I turned her down" "Oh mate doing y"

by xd_FLEXTAPE February 16, 2022

Do a Figo on it

Figo is a monsterous muscley baby who feeds on protein and defied all odds and was conceived after his small sperm cell made it through a condom and battled past an IUD.
To "Do a Figo on it" is to do something that is almost impossible and out of the ordinary.

What do ya think mate?
About what?
Are Norwich City going to do a Figo on it and win the Premier league this year?

by Monstrous 69 May 26, 2021

do the twist

To shoot (inject) hard drugs directly into the vein.

"Hey, want to come over to my house tonight and do the twist?"

"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."

by psychedelicsnowing August 13, 2017

Doing a Courtney

The act of calling someone, regardless of how busy the call recipient is, and having a meaningless chat to fill in time, Especially when on a road trip or Driving long distances for work.

Did you need me for anything in particular?
Nah, I'm just doing a Courtney

by mido2k July 8, 2020