Tit-off

Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.

See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.

Antonyms: Sword Fighting

Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?

Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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by Word Wizards, LLC February 05, 2017

Iron Tits

Breast implants, typically low quality ones.

Dude 1: You see Jennifer?

Dude 2: Yeah the one with the iron tits!

by JackOSX February 24, 2010

Petyak tits

big! boobs! pointy physique! pleasant to stare at in class

I couln't keep me eyes of them petyak tits!

by EPband08tom November 10, 2007

Tit Pits

The area underneath a large set of breasts that accumulates sweat and odor, much like arm pits.

That girl had a nasty case of sweaty, smelly tit pits!

by Robert78 December 13, 2007

Tit Lag

1. The inexplicable phenomena found with in females when one mammary occelates out of phase with the other mammary.

2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.

"Ajront still isnt back from being afk, he must be tit lagging."

"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."

by Desid May 05, 2008

chameleon tits

there are some tits that look forward, some look sideways, and some are just out of whack, those are chameleon tits, cause they are independent of eachother like a chameleons eyes.

that chick has chameleon tits

by peteypete March 21, 2007

tit cheese

that gross smelling looking gunk that collects under the teats of extremely large sweaty fat chicks.

when was the last time you scraped the tit cheese off from under these saddle bags??

by bobert951 January 23, 2007