Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
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Quasi-suicidal

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
I think Alex is sounding very quasi-suicidal these days, we should check on him.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
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I suicided

If you are watching this,I killed myself in 12/9/2023,my name is Daniel,and i ended my life by overdosing.Please dont be like me,and pushing yourself off the limits.I am just too tired of going 4 classes per days,with no results,I am tired of my life.Sorry everyone.
Daniel:I killed myself.And I suicided
by alteddaniel December 9, 2023
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Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.
Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.
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DDR Suicide Challenge

Double Dutch Rudder Suicide Challenge - The Double Dutch Rudder Challenge is when you find 3 homeless bums, get one of them to slit his/her wrists and try to get the other two bums off via Dutch Rudder before he/she passes out.
"Lets find some homeless bums and make them do the DDR Suicide Challenge"
by Yardape22 May 9, 2012
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suicidal

me..
im suicidal
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