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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
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glowing flying squirrel

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015
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bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
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Japanese flying squirrel

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel
by Bungalow June 16, 2016
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to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!
To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!
by Hyrotig May 25, 2018
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Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.
by Skully X_X June 12, 2018
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krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona
Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”
by FatDonny64 August 1, 2018
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