Smuff

V. To hog or take more than your fair share. Usually in reference to smoking marijuana.

That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.

by Dr. Hugh G. Rekshun May 26, 2014

250 Shuffle

When a "friend" calls you and asks for a favor (money, pot, beer, etc,) with no intention of returning the favor. This person is always identified by the prefix 250 on their phone number in the greater Salt Lake City area (Magna)

Ring Ring: " The mailman didn't bring my welfare check today so could you borrow me money for Methadone?"

"Who was that?"

"Somebody playing the 250 Shuffle"

by Walter Linwood October 10, 2007

Skuff

to fight, or to have a skuffle..

I had a skuff wiv some next man.. he tried cherping my girl

by DJ Hazard - David November 2, 2004

Louisiana Shuffle

The act of having sex in public while burning the American flag and stabbing someone in the chest, all the while laughing maniacally. This is the only known way to get arrested in Louisiana.

"So I was in nawlins the other day and thought I'd hit up the jail for a free place to stay for the night. Had to pull a Louisiana Shuffle to get there, too."

by mastajake June 29, 2008

smuff

the act of being smuthered by a "muff"

you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long

by b-lair April 14, 2008

ipod shuffle

waste of money... pay the extra $50-100 to get an ipod mini, they hold sooo much more music and they have a lot more options (screen, clock, games, external hard drive, etc), and they're reeeally easy to loose because they're so small. dont buy one.

stupid person: "look, i bought an ipod shuffle! it holds 240 songs and it was only $150!"

smart person: "my iPod mini was $50 more, it holds 1000 songs, and has games on it."

stupid person: "damn..."

by ......n/a...... August 16, 2005

shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by cornholio October 16, 2003