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Sex story

oh you were looking for a meaning this isn't something someone your age should be looking at.
You are a loser get a life stop searching up sex story
by sam134 October 16, 2023
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A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration
"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"
by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023
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Sex story

It al started of February twenty second me and Ari had know we like each others but we shy one day during English she packed me out I of course said yes and we when to the bathroom we started to make out by then I was hard and she was wet so we get ready but then my friend Eil walks in on our Mac and cheese noises and just vomits I clean it up and then we start I start push and pulling sooo fast she mound FASTER HARDER we fuck so hard she is sumbaling the next day we are dating
by Pdiddy2.0 April 6, 2025
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the Peachipaws story

Someone who is clinically insane. These people usually seem cute and adorable on the outside but once you get to know them they are secretly INSANE.
I thought my friend was a wholesome person but after checking the Peachipaws story I found out otherwise.
by queefquarf234 May 6, 2022
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Story

Story’s are very sweet people. They love animals and are always there to help. They are often very smart and outspoken. They get scared easily and can get very crazy, defensive, and loud. But if you find a story in life DONT let her go. She will care for you, and if you are a catch she could fall in love with you.
Story is so kind to me and she is so smart. I want her to love me.
by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021
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Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
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