When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake
Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
by Finleyscallion April 17, 2022
Get the Strawberry Shortcake mug.1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.
1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011
Get the Souped Up Short Bus mug.Related Words
snort • snortle • snorty • snortsbussycuteiy • snort-a-saurus • Snortable • Snortch • snorter • snorth • snortled
by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021
Get the National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day mug.Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022
Get the National Slap Your Short Friend Day mug.Basically its an hentai comic where there's 2 people. Just pretend that 1st person and 2nd person is 1st person's girlfriend.
Then there's 3rd person here. However the 3rd people will devise an plan about taking the 2nd person and turn her into an slave that loves the 3rd's person penis more than 1st person. but at the end. It's too late. 1st people failed to protect the 2nd person. and 2nd person doesnt care about 1st person anymore. She will just call him loser or cuckold. but.... uhm? If you had shock or rage at your mind? Just pretend that 1st person beats up the 2nd and 3rd person.
That's all folks. and PLEASE DONT READ NETORARE COMICS
But if you're addicted?
For god sake. To fix it.
Just go and listen bunch of screamo songs so you'll feel the energy going at your veins. (Spider gang , X , Ghostemane , 7XVN , SCARLXRD , City Morgue , Nascar Aloe , PRXJEK , GHOSTOFBLU , other)
Then there's 3rd person here. However the 3rd people will devise an plan about taking the 2nd person and turn her into an slave that loves the 3rd's person penis more than 1st person. but at the end. It's too late. 1st people failed to protect the 2nd person. and 2nd person doesnt care about 1st person anymore. She will just call him loser or cuckold. but.... uhm? If you had shock or rage at your mind? Just pretend that 1st person beats up the 2nd and 3rd person.
That's all folks. and PLEASE DONT READ NETORARE COMICS
But if you're addicted?
For god sake. To fix it.
Just go and listen bunch of screamo songs so you'll feel the energy going at your veins. (Spider gang , X , Ghostemane , 7XVN , SCARLXRD , City Morgue , Nascar Aloe , PRXJEK , GHOSTOFBLU , other)
by whatever31 March 1, 2022
Get the Netorare (in short) mug.Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.
by Andre Owen October 2, 2005
Get the shorted mug.by DanTheFuckwad17 March 9, 2018
Get the riding the short bus mug.