1 definition by Finleyscallion
When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake
Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
by Finleyscallion April 18, 2022