shootcakes

means to say a less intense form of "shit"...also a politer way when around adults who may not want u to cuss

man 1-did u just see that fine girl walk by?
man 2-Shootcakes! where?

or

mother-son did you do ur hw
son-shootcakes...naw ill do it now

by dace12 June 26, 2008

shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.

by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014

Shooting sand

When a guy has masturbated numerous times in a given day, and reaches the point where he can barely ejaculate. Usually experience in adolescence, when masturbation is seen as a wonder of creation. A somewhat desperate and painful experience.

"By the end of the day I was shooting sand."

by Fluteboy November 13, 2016

Shoots and ladders

a korn song

"I like shoots and ladders".

by Supernoory June 17, 2018

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009

Scary Shooter

Someone who can not particularly aim where they are cumming. An unpredictable shooter of jizz

Steve is a scary shooter.

by CrackerPack777 February 9, 2010