massive gay retard

someone who is an absolute fucking idiot, an actual brainlet.

a cute lil nickname for your friend

A: (did sumn wrong like a libtard)
B: omg you massive gay retard it’s not that one it’s the other one
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A : yo it’s my bday
B: ayyy happy birthday you massive gay retard!!!

massive gay retard by liviyuh May 15, 2020

Jack the retard 

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

Jack the retard by Patty December 12, 2004

kick ball retard 

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

kick ball retard by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

No Retard 

An exclamation made just prior to or immediately following a moronic act one performs. Similar to no homo.

No retard, but I just had to google how to spell snooki

No Retard by Johnkins June 28, 2011

Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins

"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."

Space Retard by twistedmind420 August 27, 2020

Sasha Da Retard 

dumb ass mofo who is right next to me

Sasha Da Retard is so dumb

Sasha Da Retard by thelalala May 14, 2015

Infinite fuckin retard 

Self explanatory.

Get out from under that falling steel beam before you arrive at your final destination, you infinite fuckin retard!

Infinite fuckin retard by Solid Mantis June 9, 2017