french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013

Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.

As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.

by Sexydimma September 23, 2014

karma parking

It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.

Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!

by Bozlog February 12, 2014

gorilla picking

The act of going into a forest to look for naturally growing cannabis plants, in hopes of obtaining free bud. Whatever is found is usually low quality, except for a rare few exceptions.

John: Hey pablo, i'm out of weed, can you spare a few grams?
Pablo: Hell no, you want free weed, you can take your ass gorilla picking!

by The informative one May 1, 2014

daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen

"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'

by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014

fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.

I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...

by scizoroark October 26, 2014