I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity
by Triplej4y August 1, 2021

by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet June 7, 2018

by Sassabrass March 5, 2018

Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?
Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!
Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.
There is a beach pirate in the flip!
Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!
Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.
There is a beach pirate in the flip!
Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!
by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had been through many exciting and dangerous adventures together. After their last mission, they decided to take a break and enjoy some time together at the beach.
They rented a small beach house and spent their days lounging in the sun, swimming in the ocean, and playing beach volleyball. They also enjoyed exploring the town, trying out different restaurants, and going to the local arcade.
As they spent more time together, they found that they were able to let their guard down and just be themselves. They shared stories, jokes, and dreams for the future. Vilmer cooked his famous pulled pork dish, and Johan taught them all a few new magic tricks.
Malte, who was usually the most serious of the group, found himself relaxing and having fun like never before. He even joined in a game of beach volleyball and surprised everyone with his skills.
They rented a small beach house and spent their days lounging in the sun, swimming in the ocean, and playing beach volleyball. They also enjoyed exploring the town, trying out different restaurants, and going to the local arcade.
As they spent more time together, they found that they were able to let their guard down and just be themselves. They shared stories, jokes, and dreams for the future. Vilmer cooked his famous pulled pork dish, and Johan taught them all a few new magic tricks.
Malte, who was usually the most serious of the group, found himself relaxing and having fun like never before. He even joined in a game of beach volleyball and surprised everyone with his skills.
As the days went on, the trio found themselves growing closer than ever before. They realized that their friendship was stronger than any danger they had faced together.
One night, as they sat around a bonfire on the beach, they made a promise to always be there for each other, no matter what challenges might come their way. They toasted to their friendship and vowed to keep it strong for many years to come.
As they packed up to leave the beach house, they knew that they were leaving with more than just happy memories. They had strengthened their bond and created a foundation for their friendship that would last a lifetime.
With their spirits high and their friendship strong, the trio set off for their next adventure, excited to see what the future held.
(That seems like alot of fun at the beach!)
One night, as they sat around a bonfire on the beach, they made a promise to always be there for each other, no matter what challenges might come their way. They toasted to their friendship and vowed to keep it strong for many years to come.
As they packed up to leave the beach house, they knew that they were leaving with more than just happy memories. They had strengthened their bond and created a foundation for their friendship that would last a lifetime.
With their spirits high and their friendship strong, the trio set off for their next adventure, excited to see what the future held.
(That seems like alot of fun at the beach!)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?
Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...
Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...
Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
