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Fake Weeb

Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021
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fake#2222

the fucking goat, this man gets all the egirls on discord and has esex with girls on a daily
by lilnicovert June 14, 2021
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fake si

A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)
WATCH OUT!!! Fake si's behind you, trying to steal your shit
by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003
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Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.
by De Bushman November 14, 2020
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Break and fake

When a woman breaks a man off before she gets off. She ends up faking her orgasm.
"How was last night with you and your man?"
"Shiiiit, boy was too quick. You know I just did that break and fake."
"Ohhhh damn, waste of time!"
by Alyssa B January 1, 2008
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Fake-hawk

A fake-hawk is the new hairstyle that has been adopted by whining, crying, emo-metal bands.
It incorporates a normal, short to medium length haircut that is shaped, ultimately through products such as gel or spray, into a simulated mo-hawk. The hair molded up toward the center line of the head from the
back of the neck to the forehead, but unlike a true mo-hawk, the hair on the sides of the head remain. Also called a poser-hawk.
"Hey, look at Jimmy with his goofy ass fake-hawk."
by RockNRollBen June 23, 2008
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Jaffa-fake

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.
The woman's a total jaffa-fake.
by GazzerB August 25, 2008
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