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free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.
I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
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free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.
by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009
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Free Speech Warrior

the equal and opposite side of the Social Justice Warrior coin. Where the SJW will use the guise of social justice and progressive politics to silence right wing opinions and promote division, the FSW will use the guise of "protecting free speech" to silence left wing opinons and promote division.
"Richard went to that right wing protest and started chanting about jews and faggots replacing him, he must be one of those Free Speech Warriors."

"That Free Speech Warrior publicly called for journalists to be shot, but after that happened he said it was just a joke and he was exercising his rights!"
by The Gayest Retard June 29, 2018
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dick free December

Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.
Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!

Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019
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set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
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Spirit Riding Free

Spirit Riding Free is a childish animation, with the trio of friends Lucky, Abigail and Pru who ride horses and do girly stuff and act like babies. Their horses can somehow understand everything they say, even complicated stuff like ironing, which is very unrealistic. Lucky can learn a trick on her horse "Spirit" (a wild mustang) in like an hour, even a very hard one. lol that's why I hate that shitty TV show.
'Hey, Martha, your kid Gabe and mine can have a playdate today and watch Spirit Riding Free.'
'Mummy, can we not go shopping today? There's a Spirit Riding Free special at 5.00 pm!'
by Granny pig June 9, 2021
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Semen-Free Zone

A person who is not interested in having semen on, in, or around their person.
Lindsey is grossed out by jizz; she is a semen-free zone!
by Teragram November 14, 2010
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