Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..

by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010

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Nerdy Jerk

A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.

That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.

A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.

That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.

Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters

by Nerdy Jerks April 11, 2020

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Jerk off

Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.

Goodnight bro, see you tomorrow, boutta go jerk off.

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

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Shadow Jerking

Shadow jerking refers to the act of individuals (usually male) who masturbates while watching someone (usually female) on camera during a live stream on a social media platform (e.g., Discord), without revealing themselves on camera.

I'm telling you, she had no idea some viewers were shadow jerking during her late-night Discord stream.

by Mechmonkey64bit April 4, 2025

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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

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