Anti-Jizz 

1. It's when some one completely butt fucks you, and screws you over so bad that it makes your jizz go in the reverse direction bringing excruciating pain to your balls.
2. When masterbating, and you are about to cum and nothing but dust comes out, you have just experienced an anti-jizz.
3. If someone is a complete douche-bag, and they get on your nerves every second of the day, they can be considered as the anti-jizz.

1. I jacked off so many times today that I experienced an ant-jizz.
2. Dale is the anti-jizz.
3. Kid 1: Someone just took my car!
Kid 2: Man that's the anti-jizz.

Anti-Jizz by DeputyDean March 4, 2008

auto-jizz 

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

auto-jizz by gladiusw February 16, 2010

super jizz 

Def 1: When 5 or more men surround one girl and cum on her face at once. Usually the men are black, and the women is a small white bitch with giant knockers.
Def 2: When a man jizzes so much that it covers a girl's entire face.

Def 1: Dude, did you hear? Larry was part of a super jizz! He is SO lucky!
Def 2: Man, you wouldn't believe it! I had a SUPER JIZZ last night! It felt AWESOME.

super jizz by Natett September 18, 2007

same boner different jizz

when the penis is still erect after the first orgasm and able to go some more for another orgasm.

That guy wore me out last night! He's got the same boner different jizz.

same boner different jizz by peace and redhead grease August 3, 2005

prison jizz

The semen of a prisoner, It is excreted from a prisoner into the mouth and or anal passage of a fellow prisoner.

The fresh meat on the block got his fudge packed. He got the salty, unforgetable taste of prison jizz.

prison jizz by Mohammed Baconballs September 26, 2006

Vampire Jizz 

Sparkles!

Bella "You should of seen edward last night..he vampire jizz so hard rainbows came out"

Vampire Jizz by TGSwag September 16, 2010

horse jizz 

This is hands down the best drink known to man. I personally like to give it to the Ho’s at the bar after a long night of drinking.

1 part beer of choice
1 part of milk or cream

Pour milk or cream into the bottom half of a pilsner glass. Slowly add beer on top taking special care not to mix the two. For decoration add a few splashes of milk/cream on top of the beer for the “Peter North” effect. Then just sit back and enjoy the jizzy goodness.

Problem: Damn this Fuggo bitch wont get off my nutz.

Solution: So i bought her a drink. After she slams this horse jizz, bitch will be in the bathroom puking her ass off.

Problem solved.

horse jizz by suede bubba schizzle the street baptist September 15, 2006