switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017

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jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

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ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.

yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl

by lukeceline June 28, 2024

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Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

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Leroy Jerk

A circle jerk with an added twist, when you finish you have to scream LEROOOOYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!

Bro I was at the coolest Leroy Jerk last night, I screamed his name so loud.

by Olivertwist23 March 21, 2017

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A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.

Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip

by TheOxford June 12, 2011

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