Holy Child

Holy Child girls sweat Holy Cross girls. They just changed CROSS to CHILD so they can think like they're cooler. They're all ugly and wish they could get as many guys as the holy cross girls.

Prep Boy: My girlfriend goes to Holy Child
Gonzaga boy: DAMN HOLY CROSS!!
Prep Boy: No holy child.
Gonzaga boy: where the fuck is that?

by anonymous December 19, 2004

HolyMythos

The god of the website basilmarket. It is said that the year will end in 2012 when HolyMythos defeats Chuck Norris. The battle will the legendary.

Bob: THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!

Joe: Yeah. HolyMythos is gonna kick Chuck Norris's ass!

by jellyjiggler August 6, 2010

holy cow

A cow blessed by a high priest

I bless this cow...(as a priest dips him in holy water)

by Jim Beam May 31, 2004

Holy Bible

See "Bull Shit"

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011

the holy grail

The Holy Grail is the tomb of Mary Magdalene and the Sangreal documents, which prove that she was Jesus Christ's wife and that he was a father.
This theory is discussed in the books Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.

The Holy Grail is not a cup, but rather a metaphor for something much more important.

by Malorie July 30, 2008

Holy Pi

When the number π self-proclaims to be God’s “anointed” number, because it is the most famous constant in the whole of mathematics—no number has had such an impact on popular culture that even some mathophobic folks wouldn’t mind tattooing it conspicuously to look mathematically cool in the same way that unbelievers wear a cross to appear religious.

Because π is the beloved symbol of choice for millions of people worldwide, or even deified by some pi fanatics and numerologists, it’s not preposterous for the “sacred number” to be conferred the title of “Holy Pi.”

by MathPlus May 28, 2021

Holy Grail

The voyeuristic view received as a result of a woman inadvertently or carelessly exposing her genitals when not wearing panties or "rocking it commando" while wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts.

Joey: "Did you see that shit? She's rocking it commando."

Sid: "That's the holy grail right there, son!! It's a little blown out though."

by Chaos Spawn March 17, 2010