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human ambassador 

A human ambassador is eating the ass of an alien, or someone dressed as one.
"he eats alien ass and more, that's a human ambassador"
human ambassador by Al Notre July 5, 2024

Human Dependent Lightbulb 

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

human cruelty 

To have an abortion because you are uptight about pre-marital sex or adultery or because you would rather kill your fetus than take on the massive inconvenience of parenting
Human cruelty is a termination too cruel for a kitten; let's dismember our babies, crush their skulls, a vacuum them out, ladies who don't deserve to be called that.
human cruelty by LAWarachnid July 25, 2024

Human Dalek 

A synonym for Nazi or fascist; someone who believes in their own inherent superiority and wants to exterminate everyone who is not like them due to fear, anger, and hatred of other kinds of people
Instagram comments are full of Human Daleks

Human Hotel 

A Discord server created by HumanEditz, mainly dead. But it's still remembered in multiple Powerscaling servers such as Cappycity and Red Reality.
Yo Bro, that controversy at Human Hotel was FIRE!

Human Bidet 

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"