German Roach Job

When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.

Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.

Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."

by Heinz345 August 12, 2011

Good German

A half german half british man who wants to gas all the other germans to fight the true cause.

im gunna be a good german from now on :0

by Bezzin 008 October 27, 2008

German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.

last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.

by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010

German scoop

When a man is fucking a chick in a sauna, he goes in her ass and scoops for poop. With the shit on his finger, he draws a Hitler stash under his nose, and tells her to scream like a jew burning in an oven.

The german scoop grew me a beard.

by The sex genius August 8, 2011

German beer

Piss. Originating from the fact that actual German beer just tastes like someone pissed in some fizzy water, also the stereotype of piss in German sex/porn. Can also be used as another term for a golden shower.

I had some pretty kinky sex last night, she was really into German beer.

by Lordcheeseman March 11, 2017

German Oral

When your German teacher shits all over your cock and then sucks it clean

I did really well in my German Oral yesterday, she didn't puke

by Adolf Shitler June 2, 2008

German Handshake

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.

"well, use it or lose it man."
" ya, i think im gonna have to lose it. just might give it a little snip ya know cut the damn thing right off."
"Oh, get a German Handshake?"

"Dude, she was so pissed at him for eating her cheesecake, she gave him the German Handshake! Just like Lorena Bobbit!"

by G. Feeny May 15, 2006