Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse

"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020

social fistancing

The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.

The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.

by boxcarbob December 9, 2020

Bensalem fist fight

Non contact altercation where the aggressor follows target hiding in bushes yell/whispering bizarre sexual threats

He's from outta town so he has no idea this is a Bensalem fist fight, maybe we should punch him?

by WSGM the Talk December 12, 2020

The Fist Games

The annual event affectionately known at The Fist Games takes place on the first Thursday in January after the Epiphany. While not a religious holiday, it is celebrated religiously by its founders. The history of the Fist Games traces its roots to Tulane University in the late 1990s. A small group of men, mostly soccer players, led by Dave K., also know as "Ace in the Hole" in the poker community, needed a reason to celebrate that day. As one of them explained, "in New Orleans, it feels like a long time between New Years Eve and Fat Tuesday. Thus, they celebrated with a festive evening among themselves. As many participants will attest, "once you've experienced The Fist Games, shit will never be the same."

Did your ass survive The Fist Games 2018?

by Junior6969 January 7, 2021

Super Fister

Basically a reverse birth

“Look at Jon! He’s up to his knees in there”
“Yes, Jon is a super fister”

by wizardvevksbv January 25, 2021