Fish on Thursdays

In the 1800s in New York, fisherman would bring their catch to market on Wednesdays. On Thursday, left over fish would be left to rot and fish markets reeked. As it was the 1800s, basic hygiene had not been invented yet, so when fishermen went home to their wives and smelled their vaginas, they would remark "This smells like fish on Thursdays." Thus, a legend was born.

"Wow honey, your vagina smells worse than fish on Thursdays!"

"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."

by Fish on Thursdays October 24, 2014

spent Fish

Spent fish is. A stage after spawning where the female and male gonads have released their sperm or eggs. They are either left to regain their sperm or eggs or are killed.

After the spent fish has been used, it was allowed to regain it quality

by NizaDeSanctus August 17, 2016

Harp Fish

It’s real. Fish in Mediterranean. Hasn't been pictured yet due to pressure under water

Wow that’s a beautiful harp fish!

by Potatochipfisher November 28, 2019

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Matvei Fishes

The one and only, sexier than all, blond as hell and sooo beautiful, matvei fishes usually surrounds himself with sea salt and watches anime 25 hours a day 29 days a week, 4000 days a month and 5 million months a year. He can be found in a salty pond or within bigfoot

Man, I wish I was Matvei Fishes

by HackedByPolishBoy September 29, 2019

Fish game

A virtual reality game about being a fish.

Hand based movement game where you need to swim.

Fchb1239: do you want to play fish game?
Scruffy: no, fuck you.

by Boxily December 22, 2022

fishing hole

A gaping juicer of an asshole

I was so broke, I had to sling my fishing hole for cash

by 69anater October 31, 2019