urban flashlight

A phrase used in place of cell phone (or other handheld electronic device with a screen) when it is used to light one's way in the dark, most commonly illuminating the immediate area around one's feet.

Person 1: I can't see anything, it's so dark I feel like I'm gonna trip and fall.

Person 2: Well just whip out the ol' urban flashlight.

by adrianwaldsee January 13, 2013

flassing

(v. pt.) Flossing someone's rear end with floss, gazebos, spatulas, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task. It is said to have cured some hygiene problems among many odorous high school students.

Flassing is recommended for people who has a great deal of things stuffed in or up their posterior crevice that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

flashdrive

a man whor that does multiple wemon

he is such a flashdrive

by iscotty May 17, 2007

FlashyITKcunt

A woman with a humongous minge which flashes each time speed has been consumed

Oh, look...you're cunt is flashing like a London traffic light but faster

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

flash snaz

if something is just brilliant, then it's flash snaz
short for flashy and snazzy

"that's such a flash snaz car"
"you are so flash snaz"
"had the flash snazzest time"

by miss lucifer November 2, 2003

flashlight head

The stars of all jap animation. Called flashlight heads because their eyes so SOOO FRICKEN HUGE. and, they seem to glow. Many viewers of jap animation wish to reach out, and poke the eyes of these flashlight heads, 'cause they are HUGE.

You see that jap animation with the flashlight head Goku? I really want to poke his eye

by Xieflow December 1, 2003

flash bang

a weapon a flamer named silky used to fuck people up.

"watch out ur eyes" "shut up u stupid faggot quit throwin dat shit!

by fat March 5, 2004