Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Working On Disappearing

The art of disappearing to work on yourself and elevate to the person you dream of becoming.
Not "ghosting", but completely disappear.

I am working on disappearing until I become a better version of myself

by TopFloorBruce March 28, 2024

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy

The philosophical or political stance that true, meaningful autonomy is an illusion. All actions, decisions, and thoughts are ultimately determined by prior causes—biological, psychological, social, or environmental—leaving no room for a "self" that exists outside these causal chains to make a truly free choice. It's not just limited freedom; it's the argument that freedom, as commonly understood, doesn't exist. You are a billiard ball in a cosmic game, believing you're choosing your path while physics does all the work.

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy Example: A dictator who believes themselves a god-like, independent actor is, under Absolute Disautonomy, just as determined as their lowest subject. Their paranoia, their ambition, their decisions are the inevitable output of their genetics, childhood trauma, the geopolitical pressures of their region, and historical precedent. Their belief in their own free will is just another programmed response in the system.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Theory of Relative Disautonomy

The idea that an individual, organization, or state possesses a limited degree of freedom, but this freedom is always conditional and exists within a web of external constraints, dependencies, and coercive influences. You have the illusion of choice, but your options are pre-filtered by larger systems (economic, political, algorithmic). It's autonomy with an asterisk—you can steer, but the road, the map, and the destination are largely determined by forces beyond your control. Your "free will" is exercised within a heavily patrolled playground.

Theory of Relative Disautonomy Example: A social media influencer has Relative Disautonomy. They can choose what brand to promote or what political take to voice, but their entire livelihood depends on an algorithm's favor, advertiser sentiment, and platform rules that can change overnight. They are free to dance, but only on a platform owned by someone else, who can pull the trapdoor at any time.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Schrodinger's Disappointment

A state of being disappointed and not disappointed at the same time

Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming

by Moronoki.com March 14, 2025

Millennials' adulthood disappointment

When Millennials eventually find out that their version of adulthood looks drastically different than what was promised to them when they were young

After years of believing we'd be living in a world of flying cars and endless opportunities, the reality of student loans and renting forever hits hard—this is the true Millennials' adulthood disappointment.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025