cool story dad

What you say to your father when he starts babbling

Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.

by rek-cram February 06, 2011

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old grand dad

a wonderful brand of wiskey. great taste and gets you hammered

man that old grand dad last night kicked my ass.

by an alcoholic October 21, 2005

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Left 4 Dad

When your girlfriend leaves you for your own, or someone elses father

Dude i just got Left 4 Dad

by scarneck1 October 25, 2008

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kyles dads knees

A useless item. Something completely broken. Also not able to be fixed under any circumstances.

John: hey man I bought this new motor the other day and the gas tank is a 46 gallon fish tank man!

Bill: sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

John: shut up you couldnt afford it dude youre as broke as kyles dads knees.

Bill: yeah man i guess ur right.

by RickyRips January 31, 2018

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