dank

something or someone (most commonly an ugly girl) which/who is both dirty(in the bad way) and rank hence the collaboration of both words into the phrase "dirty rank" and then the shortening of the phrase into the word "dank."

"oh man, celia is such a dank cunt!"
"fuck off celia you dank bitch!"
"that celia is so fucking ugly, she's proper dank!"
"that celia is so dank it makes me want to tear my own eyes out!"

by xjack steelx August 17, 2007

DANK WEED

THE WEED OF A DANK

"Hey Tyrone You got that DANK WEED"

Tyrone: " OH FUCK YEAH MAN!"

by England is NOT my city August 15, 2017

dank

NOT a term for weed, you stupid stoners. It means a really strong, bad smell.

His armpits were mad dank

by nateabel October 14, 2006

dank wank

dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank

if ya wanna no what dank twank is look it up.

my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank

by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

Dank

Simply another word for weed.

"Yo do you have dank?"

by BeAnZz August 27, 2008

Dank Hooter

someone who sucks dick
dank(dick)
hooter(suck,sucker)

you are a dank hooter,
she hoots on alot of dank

by BMFoster002 April 6, 2009

Dank

The combined experience of having a dump and a wank

"I had a great dank this morning"
"I didn't get my timing right, the dank was terrible"
"oh god that dank was mind-blowing"

Person 1: "you took a long time in the toilet"
Person 2: "oh sos, I was danking"

by The dank master October 28, 2009