cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

cunt biscuit

a crusty cunt/vagina.

"That girl had such a cunt biscuit last night."

by creeper98 November 1, 2008

cunt barnacle

female version of genital warts

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!

by K.N.N. March 29, 2009

Cunt Basket

Someone who is so much of a cunt, or more than one cunt that they require a basket to contain themselves.

That cunt basket came over here and actually tried to apologize for what they said last night at the party.

by burrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2009

cunt fuckery

when the term 'douche baggery' just doesn't cover the stupidity of any given situation

that ass jack left the cart rolling around the parking lot and it hit my car. what kind of cunt fuckery is this??

by PaganKelly March 18, 2009

Douche Cunt

(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)

1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined

2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt

pl. douchecunts

Girl: "I think we should see other people..."

Boy: "You are a douche cunt!"

by Jake-a-Jew February 1, 2006