cum dumb

The stuper a woman is in shortly after an orgasm rendering her useless.

She tried to answer the phone after I sastified her but she was so cum dumb she couldn't form a sentance.

by z28 owner21 April 3, 2011

cum targets

A womans large breasts - breasts that you would love to shoot your load on after sexual activity

That Tania is so hot - she looks like she's got some great cum targets under that T-shirt!

by Breast-a-choo January 24, 2008

Cum Depot

Cum•Depot (n.) The place to keep all semen. The premier stockpile of yard gravy.

She is the Cum Depot!

by Foetusgrubber December 31, 2014

cum hatch

1. An opening, usually oval, on a chick through which ejaculate can pass and sperm can be loaded or unloaded.

2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.

3. The mouth of a chick.

4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.

1. His usual utterance while cumming was “Down the cum hatch!"

2. "Shut your cum hatch!"

3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!

by Mike00987643 April 1, 2008

Cum Slicker

n. A protective garment designed to prevent semen infiltration of the clothing.

Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her

"That bitch is so fine she needs a cum slicker"

by zenmastac January 16, 2009

take the cum

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

by anonomoose May 5, 2014

dried cum

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016