Golden Child

First born child, always funny in his mum’s eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.

Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.

Mum: ‘Where’s my golden child?’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’

Golden Child by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021

love child

Its when mommy and daddy "love " eachother and have sex and the baby is born and the love is gone.

also a one night stand.

Max is a love child.

love child by eeeeeelie October 30, 2006

Charles The Child Molester 

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)

CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN

Charles The Child Molester by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013

Holy Child

Holy Child girls sweat Holy Cross girls. They just changed CROSS to CHILD so they can think like they're cooler. They're all ugly and wish they could get as many guys as the holy cross girls.

Prep Boy: My girlfriend goes to Holy Child
Gonzaga boy: DAMN HOLY CROSS!!
Prep Boy: No holy child.
Gonzaga boy: where the fuck is that?

Holy Child by anonymous December 19, 2004

honey child

Something that Nicki Minaj will call you after you sing if you're a contestant on American Idol. Supposedly a term of endearment, but can apparently be offensive as well. Can be something you call your lesbian lover.

Nicki Minaj: You came out tonight to snatch some wigs off some heads, honey child…

Mother watching American Idol: If that Nicki Minaj ever called me 'honey child', I would slap her.

Child: But mom, I love Nicki's songs. Her music videos are amazing... I'm sorry you don't like Nicki Minaj on American Idol. She's really talented though! ♥

honey child by sexysexualsatisfaction89 May 2, 2013

ginger child 

someone with pale white skin freckles sometimes red hair and has no soul

the man with the red hair and pale white skin with freckles is a ginger child

ginger child by david lee robinson February 17, 2009

Man-Child 

a young boy that hits puberty early and has features of a man. Also known as Man-Child Syndrome, this disease affects a few children every day and causes them to feel out of place in the world because of their ridiculous strength, looks and the ability to get older women.

Older Sister- Stephanie what are you doing to my little brother he's only 12.

Stephanie- ain't nothing on this boy 12.

Man-Child-........you god damn right.

Man-Child by grahtsjathg May 29, 2007