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phaddy bread

a slang term for the female's vagina; usually used by childen
Have you washed your phaddy bread?

12 grain bread 

A delicous bird seed filled loaf of amazing fiberous quantaties. Good going down, great coming out.
Get yourself some 12 grain bread its got oats and corn and wheat.
It's even got some sunflower seeds that get stuck in between your teeth.
Layer it up with some hame and some cheese,
but don't eat it with activia you'll be on the john all day!
Gary ate some 12 grain bread for lunch which ended the lockdown and induced a firedrill.
12 grain bread by anonymous!!poop September 11, 2010

Bread Basket 

The area between the male's genitals and his anus. Also known as the taint or the perineum.
Tom: Dude, he wasn't wearing a thing under that kilt!
Frosst: Yeah! I saw his bread basket.

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
Buttering your bread by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Let’s get this bread 

When you need to go to the store and get bread loaf
Hey mom should we go get something that is dough that is called let’s get this bread

Butter your bread 

To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.
Man my bread is dry. Homie I got you. I’m gonna butter your bread.
Butter your bread by Shanemane September 13, 2021