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Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.
"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"
by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023
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Bang Beard

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 13, 2016
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yeast beard

when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.
did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.
by zizzle9333 July 3, 2012
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Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot
John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.
by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024
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bearded bat

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."
by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015
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horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole
oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her
by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018
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Beard World

Where a person goes when they are high on marijuana. The equivalent of Margaritaville for those who drink.
Frankie: Where are you going ? On a burn run ?
Will: Yeah, we're on our way to Beard World.
by Colleen Barbie March 31, 2008
mugGet the Beard Worldmug.

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