Asian

Being asian means strict parents, all As in school, your probably a nerd trying to fit in, you like rice and boba and all sorts of asian foods, people make fun of your eyes for being slanted, and they say ching chong ling long.

Asian Girl: Hi.
White Girl: CHING CHONG LING LONG
Asian Girl: Fuck off.

by asians are litty November 27, 2017

Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.

E.g. Natalie Chapman is Fake Asian

by De Bushman November 14, 2020

Asian Orange

1.The chemical substance that kills all plant life in an area of a jungle valley.

2. Chemical substance sprayed in North Viet-nam by the U.S. Air Force to kill all plant life in the jungles.

Maj. Benson flew over Norht Viet-nam and sprayed Asian Orange over the rain forest

by Super Trouper September 30, 2003

I'm not Asian -.-

something most non-Asians say who are mistakenly thought of as "Asians" say to correct others and their friends of their own non-Asian ethnicity.

online, it is followed with an "Unamused" or "Asian Face" emoticon. -.- or -_-

irl, a face of un-amusement or glare is put on as the non-Asian corrects their peer(s).

Matt: "Asian Face -_-"
Jeff: "I'm not Asian -.-"
Roger: "He is clearly not Asian"
Andrew: "He's Filipino"
Jeff: "Thank You!
Matt: "...You look Asian"
Jeff: "I'M NOT ASIAN! -.-"

by Novikane June 11, 2011

Asian Blowjob

The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".

Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."

by LickableNutz October 12, 2014

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009

asian blogger

A blogger on Tumblr who is asian and primarily blogs disney, bokeh, and hype brand clothing. Makes "asian posts" which consist of a vague title and a paragraph or more than necessary about love. Generally, asian bloggers think they know everything about their's and other's love lives and personal feelings, and everything else.

Asian Blogger: Love......... I have a feeling that it affects people stronger than they believe.... blah blah....... you have to be careful.... blah blah
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away

by annoyed blogger December 27, 2011