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Alexa

She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”

Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.

Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019
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alexa

shes a girl that (will most likely) look like peppa pig but dont worry beacuse she CANT SNORT she has so many abilities for example:

- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
"alexa is so naive that she doesnt know what booty call means"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "

" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
by MR. steal your dog February 27, 2019
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Alexander Gaskarth

Alexander Gaskarth is an English- American musician born December 14th 1987 in Essex England. When Alex was seven, him and his family moved the Baltimore Maryland where he eventually would become the frontman and primary songwriter in the rock band All Time Low. His biggest influences are Green Day, Blink 182, and Nirvana, which his band covered songs of in high school. Alex can play guitar, keyboards, and piano. His guitar brand preference is fender. All Time Low has released 7 studio albums, and 2 concert dvds.
People who have met Alexander Gaskarth say he is so sweet.
by Junebug333 April 20, 2019
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Alexa

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, funny, and cute. You get lost when you look into her eyes. She doesn't have many friends, but loves those who are her friend. Her smile will make your day no matter what. She is such a great person that you feel like nothing else matters. All in all, she's the greatest girlfriend a guy can have.
Dude, look, its Alexa. I'm gonna go talk to her.
by Joseph Mussolini May 1, 2019
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Alexander Troy Bonita Fentress

A phat gay boi that says mean things about people in urban dictionary. An example of this is if you go to the second definition of Goldmining by SkeetSkeetQuail
Dang what a phaggut I bet his name is Alexander Troy Bonita Fentress
by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019
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Alexander Cakarovski

A person who dogs the boys in just about every way, wether it is purposely missing the train to avoid a social gathering or not sending back an RSVP message to come to a birthday party. To summarise him, he is very untrustworthy and never goes on any play dates with the boys.
Bruv, you are acting like Alexander Cakarovski today.
by Sid The Snail May 14, 2019
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Alexander or leek

The most amazing person that you will ever meet is funny and is very very handsome always there for everyone especially his close mates has a rough background bunt looks past it and makes everyone he meets happy and even sometimes they full in love
Alexander or leek oh yeah I know him”
by Lolilklil May 21, 2019
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