A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size.
Jimmy: "I'm not swimming in there, there's a shark"
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*
by Snifflypig April 1, 2021
Get the Sharkmug. by Mikrov April 5, 2023
Get the Sharkingmug. You came here from the definition of Urban Dictionary, didn't you?
Shark is a sea creature. Not a sexual position.
Shark is a sea creature. Not a sexual position.
This guy is so gullible, he searched "Shark" on Urban Dictionary, even though he knows what a shark is.
by I hate fortnite kids March 6, 2025
Get the Sharkmug. When a woman is on her period and she also squirts on the used tampon. The girl on the period then gives the tampon to her friend and her friend sucks all the liquids out. This is done throughout the whole week thats why its called shark week.
by sarahbargart February 17, 2021
Get the Shark Weekmug. A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.
The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.
by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
Get the Plastic sharkmug. Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
by Dickerson.ster April 4, 2022
Get the SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHAmug.