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The New York Englishman 

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.
Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

The Nigger Opening: Slave variation 

When your playing chess and the black pieces are all being in slaved by the white pieces and the white pieces are cracking the black pieces with whips.
Me and this Nigger was playing chess, he played as black so I did the Nigger opening. He combats me with the slave variation and I cracked a whip on all his pieces causing him to resign. That’s how you play The Nigger opening: Slave variation. You can also play the Nigger opening: coon variation or the negro opening or the Niggertastic opening or the faggernigget opening and much more.

The Negotiator 

The Negotiator by firebear1 October 6, 2023

making the news 

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.
My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.
making the news by cfuptown August 8, 2005

riding the nut 

Driving your car around the city with your spare.
Megan's car caught a flat and now she is riding the nut.
riding the nut by Keesemack June 22, 2008

wrote the note 

When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help
Bill: Dude, you really wrote the note on that one

Craig: I was only trying to help!
wrote the note by mdcfalcon November 7, 2010