Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
by K Dough75 June 22, 2021
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goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 27, 2020
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Goosed

Goosed is a word for being high or saying you were high.
bro i got fucking goosed last night.

bro I’m so goosed
by Shawn Silverman March 28, 2018
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Goosed

Goosed is another word for high, it is used when you are high out of your mind. It is largely used by teens in the Philadelphia area to express how high they were.
Bro I got fucking goosed last night or dude I’m so goosed right now
by Shawn Silverman April 03, 2018
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Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.
"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"
by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019
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Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.
Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.
by KristaBrooks January 07, 2021
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Goosed

Wow we were so goosed last night!
by Jnickle dickles April 18, 2021
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